See that status bar? I've got you sussed, friend. Now I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Do something even sillier!

Wanna see one reason I'm crazy?
Hey! Have an mp3!
You think this page is screwed up? I'll show you screwed up!
Here's a little about me.
Here's what's in my mp3 player right now.
When a monolithic sloppily administered site moves from machine to machine, things break. Sorry. I'm working on it...

Some people ask me for pics. Fine. Here one is. Some people wish they had never seen me nor will ever have to. Sorry... don't scroll! Look away! Something... quick... here I come...